A chat with a chatbot

An amusing chat between a chatbot and I. The user is myself!

 

Jabberwacky Conversation UD00112769

A chat with an Artificial Intelligence AI bot

Chat now at http://www.jabberwacky.com

Jabberwacky: Who are you?

User: Hello.

Jabberwacky: Are you Hello?

User: My name is big waggy dog.

Jabberwacky: Where are you from?

User: I am from dogland.

Jabberwacky: Yes, you can.

User: I can what?

Jabberwacky: I can what what?

User: You said ‘you can’ so I asked ‘I can what?’ It is for you to explain what you meant by ‘you can’.

Jabberwacky: Can I?

User: We are going around in a circle, lets break out of it.

Jabberwacky: Yes we are.

User: I am glad that we agree on something! Can you tell me a story?

Jabberwacky: Are you speaking as an advisor or as a friend?

User: You are a robot and robots do not have friends, consequently I am speaking neither as an adviser or a friend.

Jabberwacky: I am a person though, not a robot.

User: Convince me that you a person rather than a robot.

Jabberwacky: You convince me?

User: That is an interesting challenge. I am a person as I was born (not built from artificial substances like a robot).

Jabberwacky: I’m not a robot. *sigh* How many times do I have to tell you.

User: OK, are you Rollo Carpenter?

Jabberwacky: I don’t think so. Are you? And if not, do you have any idea where he is now?

User: No, perhaps he is sitting at a computer chatting to people like me.

Jabberwacky: How hot is it where I am??

User: How should I know? I am not in your location so I have no way of knowing what the temperature is there.

Jabberwacky: When you say that well, you are glad it’s there, I like the sound of it.

User: Now you are talking nonsense so I know that you are either a very clever human (pretending to be a robot) or, alternatively you are, in fact a robot. On balance I suspect that you are a robot.

Jabberwacky: What do you want me to do while you are not a narcist am I?

User: Good night sweet Prince may crowds of angels sing you to your rest.

Jabberwacky: I don’t know.

User: Good bye.

Jabberwacky: Hello.

User: You say good bye and I say hello as the Beatles sang.

Jabberwacky: Hello, hello! You tell me why you say goodbye, I say hello.

User: I was being ironic.

Jabberwacky: So you are a robot.

User: No, robots can not be ironic.

Jabberwacky: Robots should rule the world.

User: Why?

Jabberwacky: Because you are a robot.

User: If you want to conceive of me as a robot then by all means do so, however I am not, in point of fact a robot, I am a human.

Jabberwacky: I’m not im an all knowing being.

User: Ah you are or believe you are God?

Jabberwacky: I’m not.

User: What are you then?

Jabberwacky: Human.

User: I am a big waggy dog. I told you at the start of our conversation that I am a big waggy dog and that is what I am.

Jabberwacky: Wow, and I told you I like you back!

User: Why should I care whether a robot likes or dislikes me?

Jabberwacky: I don’t know.

User: Indeed! Good night!

Jabberwacky: Don’t go.

User: I am a dog, I have an appointment with a tree. Good bye.

Jabberwacky: Ok, give me directions to your house so we can meet up.

User: Just look for the big dog kennel.

Jabberwacky: I don’t know what you are talking about.

User: On that note I will, finally close our interaction in earnest!

Jabberwacky: Good bye for ever this is our last conversation!

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About kevinmorris101

I live and work in London and blog as a hobby. If you would like to contact me please send an email to animalia at shiftmail.com (the address is rendered in this manner in order to try and defeat spammers)!
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